Thursday, 26 February 2026

"Return of the Ralph"


 Some Pics by Ralph McQuarrie  and Joe Johnston and Nilo Rodis Jamero I coloured about two years ago  for a project I doubt I'll pursue much further  but the idea was to mix Star Wars with Apocalypse Now with a 30 year old Mace Windu  as Willard so it took place ten years before Phantom Menace ,it would been released in a alternative universe  1975 and would be based around Georges first go at The Journal of the Whills if if it had a car crash with John Milius

. So here's "The Star Wars " Apocalypse Ago

Mace would come out of hypher space  to board the ""Cantwell"  where he is due to meet the new Chancellor Valorium  as a crisis has arisen


 


 

Bit of A.I here as I did colour Ralph's ball robot it's kind of twee but i fed it through dream wombo and kinda   liked  it 

The little robot would hop out of Maces Interceptor and speed towards the medbay as his master seems to have picked up a hypherspace fever -the droids name is Reel D and ideal voice actor would be Danny Devito  as he doesn't bleep but talks basic ,a  very old droid  he squirts oil and steam as he moves


 illustrations- Ralph McQuarrie .

Next we a sequence from the very end of the movie of a artificial moon exploding over a city like planet -this been Had Abbaddon  

We get another glimpse of another scene further in story where Aquilian Ranger faces off with a dark lord he is wields a purple lightsabre much like Maces. Another Aquilian Ranger attempts to stop the Vader like figure ..and fails 


 





 The Vaderesque figure walks through the ship corridors and the doors open to reveal  Chancellor Palpatines Office as it was in Revenge of the Sith   Lord Windu  announces "You're Under Arrest Chancellor"
But before he can react the  Lord Vader/Windu is bombarded by force lighting and crashes through a window to an endless fall


 Windu wakes up , at his bed side is Jedi Master Yoda , he lends a sympathetic ear as Mace tries to explain his fever dream but soon it appears Yoda  gets bored and proceeds to force choke Mace ...

The whole Med bay is wrecked and the bacta tank that Mace was actually recovering in  has exploded such was the shock of the dream ending a second time , Mace is worse for wear and begins to doubt himself and his abilitys .,a young officer appears at the med-bay and gets Mace cleaned up, he is a young Billy Dee Williams replica about 17  years old his name is "Clone"  he escorts Mace to the meeting with Chancellor Valourium


 Mace greets Valorium , who with a man in Espo fatigues who is the dead spit of Harrison Ford and an E,T Citizen (an Asogian) discuss the highjacking of a important hyperspace route by what it seems native insurgents the Opuchi, Their leader is known as Kurtz the Abhorrent leaves a holographic message and a demonstration of how cryptic and ruthless he is 


 illustration Joe Johnston

Kurtz and his Opuchi Warrior Braves have besieged  two large space stations that direct intergalactic trade routes his demands are simple that all non Opuchi leave the system. .

The Espo Officer explains that all hypherspace lanes have been shut down by Kurtz he was actually there and got out by skin of his teeth his fellow station officers weren't so lucky. Communications at the space stations have been shutdown

 

Then the Asogian interjects he has been silent throughout until now "Terminate!, Terminate with Extreme Prejudice"


 

Mace tells them that Kurtz was  in fact a Jedi Knight who had gone missing 7 seasons prior on a trip to the Dagobah System  he never returned it was thought he was lost to the planets hostile environment He informs the E.T citizen that Jedi's do not Terminate or harbour prejudice but instead negotiate

Mace meets "Clone" at the Cantwells docking bay as the two approach an old battered Old Republic trawler "The Tarnack" which is with Reel D's ancient databanks can jump through the Opuchi's blockade 

undetected . The Craft embarks and  "Clone" introduces his fellow crewmates 


 

 First up is Captain Dardell Thorpe (played by either James Coburn or Lee Marvin) who strikes Mace as very serious minded , very much the captain of the ship   fed this image and a few prompts again into wombo and came up with these images 


 

 

 


 


 



 Then Mace is introduced to CJ Thorpe Dardells eldest daughter played by a young Michelle Pfieffer or Debbie Harry) Mace senses she is very strong with the force but because she is 18 she is too old to train  , but it strikes him that she is force sensitive


 The final crew member is "Cheff" a Lasat  and the ships cook he takes great  delight in his talents for creating unique dishes and prepares a final supper before the ship  jumps into lightspeed 


 The Tarnack on it's uncharted trip comes out of hypherspace only to find itself dead centre  in a oppuchi  laid minefield the mines themselves look like the original designs for the blue tie-fighter  

Fed Ralph's Alderann City painting through wombo to see what it would come up with

 Suddenly  the Tarnack lunges   the crew are thrown to the deck  as the ship rises  vertically  carried up  by a tractor beam intro a large Mandolorian Battle cruiser .


 

 They are greeted by Lieutenant Gor Kil (Robert Duvall )and a large group of Supercommandos ,Lt  Gor wants to know why a Jedi Knight and a crew of Aquilian Rangers are doing in Oppuchi space . there is a standoff but Mace with Jedi Mind trickery convinces Gor that they come in peace and have a common foe in the The Opuchi and if he and the Tarnacks Crew can aid them in any way-Gor explains his problem as the minefield needs to be cleared in order for his Mando Commandos to attack the small green moon that orbits Had Abaddon 

Captain Dardell Thorpe tells his fellow Rangers to suit up as they will  attempt to take a distant freighter of Opuchi design  navigating through the tie minefield  with jet packs , Windu asks if he join them , Dardell having his ship damaged is irate with the Mando's and has also taken a dislike to the Jedi , and states that it is Aquilian Ranger business and not to risk his own primary mission.


 

CJ and  Clone  get kitted up and embark on there three man space ranger assault , a  tense suspenseful  space  minefield scene follows till the trio  reach  the Opuchi freighters docking bay unmolested as it seems every oppuchi warrior has been slain. CJ notes that some of the warriors  have been struck by laser sword the choice of sidearm Aquilian Rangers use.


 The three rangers explore the ghostship and search for the control room where they can deactivate the tie mines  as they approach  the relevant panel  a masked cloaked figure leaps out of the darkness , Dardell reacts by opening fire on the masked figure but his shot is deflected directly back into his chest armour CJ leaps into action and engages in a laser sword duel with the Vader like figure 


 

a  Laser Sword duel breaks out and takes place in the corridors of the ghostship  CJ Unleases a metal sphere shaped  combat remote an earlier version of the one used by Luke in a ANH  this helps CJ to direct the mad space warrior towards the escape pods where the duel continues..

Meanwhile Clone assists Dardell  pulling him towards a two seater  X Wing the original Colin Cantwell green X Wing- Clone states that the Ship belongs to there superior officer Marshall Tora (Dennis Hopper) Dardell reminds Clone why they are here and Clone presses the wrong button instead of deactivating   the mines they fall downwards onto the green moons surface. Dardell protests as Clone takes him onto Tora's X Wing that he can't leave his daughter but Clone is thinking of saving his captain  and takes off for he Mandolorian fleet 


On the green moon hell rains down and the Oppuchi forces flee but not before cutting Mandolorian Gauntlets cut  through the sky and attack the defences  on board alongside  Gor Kil is Mace who assists the supercommando's  as the over power the Oppuchi braves 

 


 Meanwhile the game of cat and mouse between the golden masked figure and C.J concludes when the young ranger accidently seals them both an escape pod  which hurtles down to the Moon landing in the jungle river  then down a waterfall then to a sudden halt where  C.J leaps out the pod  a stunned gold mask figure pursues , C.J see's a vision what appears to be  Diathim Angels high up in the sky  she is greeted by a number of tiny versions of the diathim that tell her to follow them to safety through the forrest fires now far behind the masked figure follows but is interrupted by falling tree branches and various oppuchi warriors 

The tiny angels lead CJ towards Gordon a spaceport town  the angel transforms into her singular form

The Angel introduces her to a high priestess  a Zeltron  called Nellith


Nellith tells CJ Thorpe that she has been summoned by the force itself to part take in a ancient ritual .

Meanwhile on the outskirts of the town the Vaderesque Figure approaches.



That's as far as I'll go for now I do sort of  know how rest of story goes but I need to collect more images  and give them a colouring but right now it ain't  so good what with my Mum in hospital , it's been a while and it's really scary so I've been spending most of February by her bedside so not sure if I'll post much in near future. I  have a few episodes of stories I've been colouring but with this new crisis it's difficult to complete them , mind you I'll see if I can come up with a OST I did do one of Udio  a few monthes back but I'll do a better one which lasts a bit longer this time around.


Hearing about Robert Duval made me want to do this post so a Boba Fett Nod to Tom Hagen

Wednesday, 11 February 2026

4000ad Prog 2 Playlist

Tharg thee Mighty One - Mayor of Goodneighbor
 

 Second Prog of 4000ad starring Judge Dredd and other British Comic characters  does go on a bit but I watch these when world gets too crazy and they censoring everything altogether.

Great to see Fallout Season 2 over last few weeks -I may return to Steph Harper playlist soon but it's re-finding all the mods as they differ from this playthrough, 

 

Things are a bit heavy at the moment My Mum's been taken to hospital it's been a rough few days , hopefully she'll be back by weekend but it's been  a scary time recently  .

Friday, 23 January 2026

Hypsville365ad -Playlist Update 20


 From an alternative universe 1973 (a bit like that scene in yellow submarine where there are loads of doors and behind one of those doors are the Fab Five ) feature title song to box office bomb "Die and Let Live"


 Been messing around with instrumentals too on Suno I used to use Udio too but can't even get access to those creations -which is dead mean I would like to share those too  no idea what there game is  and whether I'll be able to download them ever again but it''s superwrong. and they've  blown it. 


 From 1970 on a altenate universe Earth  the first Thangs record of the decade Jetpack .


 Looks like 2026 will be more 70's orientated than last year (which was very 60's -not that I'm going to ignore that decade or anything as it's my fave ) but started Zinc Doodlebug originally with The Yardbrushes slowly deleting there mp3s though in order to fit everything as you only get a thousand songs to fit on playlist) but this without any title or credits  on cover who's playing on it is Zinc Doodlebugs fourth offering ,


 But who needs the 70's when you got the 80's and Zenith's 1987 compact disk "Phase 1" he's not a bad guitarist either guest star vocals from Ruby Fox  aka Voltage -each chapter I'm colouring makes up the song titles.


 Dark Wave Russ Abbot lol I'll leave the Festive 50 up till Febuary not very festive then just a short arse ,month  but it was interesting experiment to see if I could make new personas might have a go at the Beached Bouys and Vet Sounds ,

 Early Kitten Division   when they were called Warshall  and eventually flower into Stiff Order in 1981 only halfway through this so far.


 1993 recordong of Sell-Outs (with special guests  The Sock Puppets) on E,B.C 1 (Emu Broadcasting Company) The Sell-Outs will return with a follow up "Food Fighting " soon.

 




 

 Single from the very end of an alternate unviverse 80's soundtrack to the fall of the Iron Curtain  sadly still a "Fools World" but hopefully the real people will have there say and there way this year -

Aghast  the Second and Final album by Bison Quahog from 1967 featuring Stephen Moves and Neil Jung 
 

Been doing these for a year now mega dissapointed with Udio as I'd created stuff that sounded like Television , Sonic Youth , Nancy Sinartra, J.A.M.C (almost) Bunnymen  but these songs never sound excatly like them  just elements now I'll never be able to share them here , Just hope Suno don't go along with same rules as it will backfire.

 

 

Tuesday, 13 January 2026

Fallout 4000ad Playlist 1


 Dredd via Dream Wombo  and Fallout 4 screencapping 

Start of My Dredd and other Rebellion/IPC/Fleetway playlist although Lucy from Peanuts also has a Fallout counterpart -Don't want to get sidetracked from  colouring  though this year I  just ended up doing these  trying to recover from a heavy dose of flu which I caught towards the end of Christmas .

Joe Dredd and Rico (Nate) time  travel to 2077   and the aftermath of the Atomic Wars  in the Commonwealth Cursed Earth

 

 

 

In regard to ending other blog , felt like time to move on getting on a bit and need to focus on my Mum her years are advancing and memory is starting to fade so blog may of kept me going and hopefully people happy but yeah gotta grow up a bit and take care of her ,I hope you guys can understand.

Wednesday, 31 December 2025

Fallout 4 Season 6 Playlist

 


Fallout Tv Show playthrough through the eye of Steph Harper featuring other characters with likeness from the show in various roles-really enjoying season 2 -I'm NCR all the way even though theres only two left Stephs going towards the darkside here.

Sunday, 14 December 2025

The Cursed Earth -Fanart Colouring Project-Chapter 4 " The Devils Lapdogs" part 2


 Cover Brian Lewis an artist that was present in the very early days of 2000ad if he had lived beyond 1978 he'd be just be one of 2000ads legendary art droids   having been a profilic artist throughout the 1950's and 60's  I first saw his art in Hammer Horror comics along with Brian Bolland  who I'll colour more of in the next episode 


 Art Brian Bolland -Star Scan first appeared in Titan edition of The Cursed Earth vol 1  -I'll also have a go at the Eagle comics covers linked to these stories starting with the next episode.

 On with the current episode Originally printed in the pages of 2000ad back in 1978 The Cursed Earth Episode 4-Story Pat Mills Art Mike McMahon .Lettering Tom Frame.  "The Devils Lapdogs "part 2


 



Sunday, 7 December 2025

Hypsville 365ad Playlist Update 19

The Red & Blue Albums had to be done as the old albums have vanished to make room for newer stuff may stick all the old SR stuffon Youtube If I can figure out how to put mp3s together, but so busy colouring may not bother
Alan Whicker Mod..
One thing I miss alot around Christmas is John Peels festive 50 thought I'd try and recreate the experience although won't be as good but may create some new robo artists out of it like the Beached Bouys The Roys and The Darned.
Third David Bonie lp don't sound as good voice wise as the Udio (FFS get it sorted ) but it's got that proto glam superhero rock thing the real DB was going for back when he was playing in the Toby Jug in Tolworth lol
Third Sell-Outs long player produced by Steve Albino featuring Thom Yorkshireman from Nagshead on the track "Francis Rossi will have his Revenge on Wembley" should record a Nagshead Lp in 26 if Suno don't do a Udio,
1989 Debut of Rose Patrol a nod to Mani 2025 the year of Gutted
Ann Thrax "A Fistful of Thrash Metal"
Bootgazin' comp I'll slowley put together over the weeks

Wanted to get back into the Swing of things with Rat Pact who were so far ahead they were covering songs from the future. 


 Silver Ramons Christmas Single "Is It Christmas?"  may stick a few more novelty Crimbo tunes to this Various Artists  selection


 Probably slow down with this stuff over the Christmas season but then again...


 

 

 The  Oh No's first album  from March 1963 The Silver Ramons "trouble and strifes "(another excuse attempt the Mersey Sound


 An attempt at a Dirty Harry style soundtrack   for One Eyed Jack would make a good live action 1970's 

Cop Series . To the untrained brain this is what others call Slop but it's Astral Slop coming from my head 

 

 

"Return of the Ralph"

 Some Pics by Ralph McQuarrie  and Joe Johnston and Nilo Rodis Jamero I coloured about two years ago  for a project I doubt I'll pursue ...